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Largo Winch [2008]

The past ten years feels like it has contained a proliferation of big budget French films based on classic BDs (bande dessinée) or French-language comics. It’s not strictly…

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Plastic [2014]

Plastic [2014] is an absolute example of how to make a film that looks, sounds, and smells like a slick, glossy, YA (it doesn’t present as YA, but…

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [2014]

I tried. I really did. I said I would. A friend of mine asked me to because he knew how bad it was, and knew the potential for…

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Transformers: Age of Extinction [2014]

I had hoped that Marky Mark’s action film sensibilities may mean that the fourth installment of the chronically shit, Michael Bay, film-based-on-toys (seriously when has a film based…

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47 Ronin [2013]

[Alternate Title]: Why even though 47 Ronin is a horrendous film that (at the time of writing) rates second all time for most money lost at the box…

Think Like a Man Too [2014]

First of all; the title. Think Like a Man Too, is neither clever nor relevant. I don’t get why they added an ‘as well’ rather than simply going for…

Think Like a Man [2012]

I’ll admit that I went though a bit of an internal struggle about whether to even put up a review of Think Like a Man because it was…

The Wolverine [2013]

I had forgotten that I’d even seen this film until writing the review for the latest X-Men film, Days of Future Past [2014]. The Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) (also…

X-Men: Days of Future Past [2014]

Sometimes it’s really hard to come up with more than a couple of sentences in a film review. Usually (as is the case here), it’s because the film…

Prayer of the Rollerboys [1991]

Whoa nelly! I watched Prayer of the Rollerboys and did this review as a request for a friend of mine, I wouldn’t have bothered otherwise. I’m baffled though,…